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After several months of searching, we may have finally found our mobile command center. As it turns out, the perfect Autopian RV may have been under our noses this entire time. Maybe, instead of buying an Ultra Van or some crazy old and obscure bus, we just bring Jason’s rotting RV back to life and use one of Bishop’s themes? That will require no initial investment and all of us can leverage our strengths to bring it back to life. David can get twrenchfoot while reviving the engine, my wife can destroy the mold, and Jason can find the perfect taillights. I’ll be saying lines from Vice Grip Garage as I do bodge repairs to things and attempt to drive us out of there while Thomas turns the thing into a rave. Matt would make sure all of our fails end up on the Internet. What could go wrong?

Besides, I’m not even sure an Ultra Van would be an ideal camper to take through the Rockies. Imagine having to go from Chicago to Los Angeles by way of Texas!

The imaginations of Autopian readers are quite amusing today. Tap-n-Die And Some WD-40 started off a thread by saying:

Yes, use Torch’s RV, but with the following modifications:

Amber rear turn signals (obviously)
Changli wrap

Also David and SWG must live in it while they restore it.

David responded with:

We’re Going To Live In This Dilapidated RV Until We Can Fix It

…would click.

Also, David put that headline into our Slack chat. All staffers agreed that this should be the path forward, especially if our fearless leader decides to sleep in the thing. Anyway, Spartanjohn113 kept the fun going:

I’m also a fan of “My Jeep Cats Are Not Happy About Their New RV Digs And They’re Finding New Ways To Express Their Displeasure”.

But, I think Rollin Hand wins the ultimate COTD nomination today for this amusing piece of Autopian Canon:

SWG: Ok, I let you have the top bunk and first shower. NOW can I do a Jag article?

DT: NO!

At some point, David will have to let Stephen Walter Gossin write about a broken Jag, right? Have a great evening, everyone!

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